• Paul Ryan Has a Shock for Birthers
Dennis DiClaudio, Indecision (Comedy Central) Paul Ryan | Hey, Tea Partiers! I know that you all lurve Rep. Paul "One Day Will Serve Reagan's Third Term" Ryan. I know you think he's a Randian dreamboat with conservative ideals harder and more well-defined than his sculpted-from-granite abs. I know that you treasure the fact that he's one of you. A man cut from the same camo-patterned cloth. But, in at least one key way, he is not one of you.