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Mark Sumner, Daily Kos Atlas Shrugged |Going Galt | I know some people are busy converting money into gold with the idea that this will still be worth something. I’m taking a more practical approach: SPAM and shotgun shells. By next week, I figure you’ll be bringing me buckets of that useless, soft, yellow metal just for the chance to sniff the juice from a can of hickory smoke flavor. Republicans, of course, will not be interested in my salty meat by-product. They’ll get by just on the pleasure derived from finally seeing the nation brought to true freedom; true looting, screaming, Ayn Rand-loving freedom. As it turns out, not one of these super genius ultra patriots had to go Galt to bring on the blood-dimmed tide. They just had to unleash their superpower of unbending narcissism.