Monday, March 25, 2013
• • • Lululemon Is Asking Customers To Bend Over To Prove Their Yoga Pants Are Really That Sheer
Atlas Shrugged |
[I]f I were to tell you that somewhere, out in this wide world of ours, there existed a libertarian C.E.O. of an apparel company who went by the name of Chip Wilson, and that ol' Chip, having read Atlas Shrugged at 18 and found it to be just so staggeringly touching and meaningful that he based his entire business philosophy on Randian Objectivism, you'd picture a guy who looks pretty much exactly like this, wouldn't you? I mean, it's spooky.
Monday, December 17, 2012
• Camille Paglia Wrote a Wackadoo Rant About Katy Perry and Taylor Swift
Camille Paglia has claimed that she has the right to call a woman who was date raped a "stupid idiot," she gushes about Sarah Palin like she's an Ayn Rand heroine ("So she doesn't speak the King's English - big whoop! There is a powerful clarity of consciousness in her eyes"). In short, Camille Paglia is as crazy as a sack of ferrets, and she is worried about you, Middle-Class White Girl.
Friday, December 07, 2012
Thursday, May 31, 2012
• • Megan Ellison Embodies All You Think You Hate About Lena Dunham’s Privilege
Atlas Shrugged movie |
According to the Los Angeles Times, Ellison has financed more independent movies that no one has seen than the people who thought moviegoers really wanted an Atlas Shrugged movie (Ellison, btw, also quotes Ayn Rand on her Twitter).
Friday, April 27, 2012
• Gingrich Quits Ailing Campaign for Hotter, Younger Campaign
[Newt Gingrich is] planning on announcing his withdrawal from the Presidential race on Tuesday, which will leave Mittens Moneybags Etch a Sketch Poopmobile Romney alone in the Republican race (unless you count Ron Paul, type several dozen impotently enraged Ayn Rand fanboys simultaneously).
Thursday, April 19, 2012
• Science Proves Women Over 30 are Better than Everybody
The definition of morality isn't settled; some philosophies don't hold selflessness and altruism to be "moral" traits; rather, they believe that humanity is at its best when everyone's operating full dick speed ahead, like an Ayn Rand protagonist or the Koch-esque billionaire from Bioshock.
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Friday, January 20, 2012
• Rick Perry Drops Out of Race
For those of you following the horse race, it’s down to Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, and Mitt Romney— two Clinton-era relics, an Ayn Rand fanboy, and a humorless robot beamed forward in time from a bygone era when money grew on trees.
Monday, May 30, 2011
• The Cult of Oprah
The Fountainhead |
Even though she unleashed Dr. Phil onto the masses, at least [Oprah] never told her viewers that gingers needed to be banished to the sewers and that puppy blood makes an excellent anti-aging serum. On one hand, she made a bunch of people read Anna Karenina, but at least she didn’t start a Lil’ Roarke Ayn Rand Kidz’ Club.