• Whiny-Baby Conservative Blogger Won't Run for Office Because Waaaaaaahhhhh 
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[....] I bet [Erick] Erickson's old relationship with his totally hot girlfriend in Canada would have become an issue during the race, too, and that would've been a real distraction. (“Shut up, guys! She totally exists! We have long conversations about Ayn Rand and then we totally do it. [....].”)